Fortnights X-Tweets September 2023

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Ayers Rock / Uluru statement just one page Voice precedes treaty Not because it matters more but because of what a voice makes possible - Vote NO to pathological liars

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO1

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO4

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice Countdown #NO2

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO3

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO5

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO6

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO7

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO8

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO10

This is sad - Famines were common in Europe - lucky we had potatoes brought back from the colonies

Dutton dufscralbo government worker useless twits

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO11

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO9

Kisses calves and sacrifices people Hosea 13:2 Those who sacrifice man may kiss the calves

Bink Bok Bink Bok 30-40 365 24/7all year round tennis how do you get away from all this!?

Lung capacity 6 litres 40ft Tree produces 60cu feet of pure oxygen per day

Indian Space Programme Paid for by $4 billion Australian foreign aid each year!?

Geological evidence for the 12,000 year cycle of climate disasters

Coastal Podiatry A1 Excellent Jessica boulevard Buddina

It's a mathematically periodic very severe coronial mass ejection that occurs every 12,068 years

Government worker tenders - nobody wants to deal with them because they're all behaving like a bunch of little hitlers

6 months too late on this one - get dufscralbo out of here TODAY - DOUBLE DISSOLUTION ON THIS HOUSING BILL Please

Just in case she ging ping pong is in any doubt about how I feel towards a mass murderer responsible for the demise of Western economies

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO12

Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO13 Billions of dollars every year without review

Luis Rubiales

38 hour week - government workers unite

When Priests Go Bad

Ayer's Rock statement from the heart

By the grace of God homeless people should not be treated as lower caste

30,000 units for the homeless over the next 5 years when = 666 per year - this is diabolically inadequate

Letter to State Federal MP and Councillors

Copy of email sent to Jason Hunt State MP for CALOUNDRA

  1. Ayers Rock / Uluru statement just one page

    https://youtu.be/RQViwx8COfA?feature=shared

    Voice precedes treaty

    Not because it matters more but because of what a voice makes possible

    Vote NO to pathological liars

  2. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO1 : the whole of the fishing grounds East of Caloundra where you once could see dozens of boats out fishing are effectively closed down now as an 'aboriginal' marine park already - this situation needs to be reversed

  3. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO4: Now do you know why I refer to the (in)voice as the (in)voice - it is a complete deterrent to the provision of simple pleasures on top of the mountains of bureaucracy and taxation already in place and which is not likely to get any easier if dufscralbo's (in)voice bureaucracy and taxation generating 'referendum' succeeds that has already cost us $Billions just wasting time like this

  4. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice Countdown #NO2: Most if not all parts of the pummicestone passage including the northern tip of Bribie island are off limits to any kind of tourism or economic activity without involving a permit registration levy etc eg Notification: lodge [email protected] by 5pm @ Sun 14 Jul 2023 11:30 - 12:00 (AEST) ([email protected])

  5. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO3: None of these activities are about to become any easier even for private non commercial use which will only involve more bureaucracy and taxation and increase the amount of time to achieve this if there is an(in)voice

  6. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO5 the pitiful bias in favour shown by the ABC in covering the (in)voice will only hasten the demise of a once excellent institution for failing to obviate value judgements from any of its reporting - You're up to date!?

  7. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO6 Everything ( currently 60%) preserved for future generations not to enjoy - this is inverse racialism by any other name - in the name of 'aboriginal' lands - well I've got news for you I'm indigenous too - now do you realise why this would be worse than apartheid!?

  8. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO7 maybe we'll see less socialist scrounger indocrinatiin in our schools exhorting us to adulate elders past present and emerging of ( part) 'aboriginals' instead of 96.2% of the rest of the population presumaly required to underachieve like dufscralbo GET OVER IT We're all equal Darls - this is the most divisive ( pronounced and scanned short I long I short I) proposal I have ever seen in my life worse than mein kampfe

  9. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO8 Then DOUBLE DISSOLUTION ON THIS HOUSING BILL Maybe we can all stop wasting so much time and energy as dufscralbo would like us to and focus on the far more important and relevant issues like ousting socialist scrounging labour and lnp labour lite from our political lives altogether and if we're going to have any 'REFERENDUM' at all provide some choice to Australian voters by abolishing Section 44 completely Dutton dufscralbo government worker useless twit lnp labour lite - no dfference he's assuming either labour or lnp are going to get back in The only referendum we need if any is to repeal Section44 to make government more representative of the other 80% of Australian citizens who live here

  10. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO10 Anti nobbling legislation to include timing votes when politically opponents are away during detrimental votes such as this Tough shit dufscralbo this isn't going to help you at all I have a silent voter postal vote anyway even though dufscralbo has deliberately chosen to have this 'referendum' after spying and snooping on me to discover a time that is so inconvenient!? Fellahs this has just made me even more determined

  11. This is sad - Famines were common in Europe - lucky we had potatoes brought back from the colonies - the cause of the Irish chip on the shoulder - get it!? Geez you guys have got long memories supposing everyone raked up things from 1169 ( date of Norman Conquest in Ireland) - 854 years later!?

  12. Dutton dufscralbo government worker useless twits - no dfference he's assuming either labour or lnp are going to get back in The only referendum we need if any is to repeal Section44 to make government more representative of the other 80% who are Australian citizens

  13. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO11 I'd put support for the (in)voice at less than 40% - (in)voice for arbitrary bureaucracy and taxation more like

  14. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO9 Billions of dollars every year without review - uh uh - you could solve the homelessness housing crisis problem just by abolishing existing funding - never mind dufscralbo's pathological liar invention fat dole bludging (in)voice

  15. Kisses calves and sacrifices people Hosea 13:2 Those who sacrifice man may kiss the calves: The priests of Molech say to Israel, Whoever sacrifices his son to the idol is worthy of kissing the calf for he has offered him a precious gift. Sounds like banning live sheep exports

  16. Bink Bok Bink Bok 30-40 365 24/7all year round tennis how do you get away from all this!?

  17. Lung capacity 6 litres A 40ft Tree produces 60cu feet of pure oxygen per day or 1699.011 litres

    Or 283.1685 lungfulls pure oxygen ( and convulsions!?)

    Air is 21% oxygen (79% other) so

    (1,699.011 / 6) / 0.21 = 1348.42142857142 breaths per day

    We breath average of 12 breaths per minute

    So

    ((1699.011/6)/.21)/((60*24))*12 = 11.2368452380952 days of air Per person from

    40ft Tree producing 60cu feet of pure oxygen per day

  18. Indian Space Programme Paid for by $4 billion Australian foreign aid each year!?

  19. https://youtu.be/WAlyvbt8Nlk?feature=shared

    Geological evidence for the 12,000 year cycle of climate disasters Douglas Vogt is a science writer researcher and professional member of the Geological Society of America and offers 60 major Scientific discoveries and Biblical evidence reinterpretations

  20. Coastal Podiatry A1 Excellent Jessica boulevard Buddina Shock wave therapy equipment and techniques will have you and your feet walking around again good as new A1 Excellent Coastal Podiatry A1 Excellent Jessica boulevard Buddina

    Shock wave therapy equipment and techniques will have you and your feet walking around again good as new A1 Excellent https://www.coastalpodiatry.com.au

  21. It's a mathematically periodic very severe coronial mass ejection that occurs every 12,068 years

    and wipes out entire civilisations along with every other living thing in its path

    - snap freezing whichever side of the earth it hits and

    causes the rotation of the earth and its magnetic pole to reverse

    causing the seas to form a mile high wave on the one hand and

    an instant ice age through the latent heat of vapourisation by boiling the seas it hits

    evidence of which is a concomitant dust cloud that reaches the earth 18 hours later visible in ice cores

    - this is not good news but the elite 'illuminati' know about this

    - the only structures capable of surviving these catastrophes are pyramid style buildings hence their appearance around the world sunken through techtonic activity

    We have 23 years until 4q 2046 to prepare

    obviously it is not completely catastrophic as the human race has survived previous such cataclysms but only if we prepare

    - not just selfish governments who have sought to preserve only themselves

    REUTERS

  22. Government worker tenders - nobody wants to deal with them because they're all behaving like a bunch of little hitlers

  23. Closing down Little Pharma in remote regions - 6 months too late on this one - get dufscralbo out of here TODAY - DOUBLE DISSOLUTION ON THIS HOUSING BILL Please

  24. Just in case she ging ping pong is in any doubt about how I feel towards a mass murderer responsible for the demise of Western economies with the full collusion of successive incompetent labour lnp governments - fxxk off she ging ping pong you arxxxxle

  25. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO12

    Bob Abbot SCRC Mayoral public wash hand basin 1

    Bob Abbot SCRC Mayoral public wash hand basin 2

    Gone but not forgotten

  26. Reasons not to vote for the (in)voice countdown #NO12

    Billions of dollars every year without review - uh uh - you could solve the homelessness housing crisis problem just by abolishing existing funding - never mind dufscralbo's pathological liar invention fat dole bludging (in)voice

  27. Luis Rubiales
    Spanish football federation
    G'day Craig
    Regarding thanks to the President of the Spanish women's football WORLD CUP requiring his resignation - that's about as sick and man hating as you can get
    What is wrong with people!?
    Hot blooded Spanish man giving a girl a kiss
    Makes you think twice about including and sponsoring women's sport doing anything

  28. 38 hour week - government workers unite

    If all business and professionals ( who normally work twice that at 76 hours per week) the economy and particularly healthcare would be nowhere

    Government workers unite!?

    Directly or indirectly employed as government and non government agencies that's 75% of the workforce

    Let me see - 10% of the workforce supporting the rest of the ( including 8.2 million unemployed) population who are proposing to work half as long

    - talk about lazy!?

  29. When Priests Go Bad

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  30. Ayer's Rock statement from the heart - no more bureaucracy and taxation please relax material change of use and zoning laws in favour of accommodation in multiple occupation and vote NO to the ( in)voice you could have solved the homelessness problem in one years budget niaa naidoc ( in)voice referendum and costs to the economy already

  31. By the grace of God homeless people should not be treated as lower caste and should be allowed to enjoy rural setting as well as go about their lawful business dwelling in areas of natural beauty

  32. 30,000 units for the homeless over the next 5 years when 30,000/9 = 3,333 for each state / 5 = 666 per year - this is diabolically inadequate - in the extreme when 83,333 are required in each state TODAY

    And unless you want Australia to look like San Francisco California or Paris you're going to need at least 1.2 million within the next year at proposed levels of migration

    What a climb down by the greens and Pocock - what's the matter didn't they want a double dissolution!?

  33. Letter to State Federal MP and Councillors

    G'day
    My primary motivation is to provide the type of accommodation which homeless people would otherwise occupy such as housing in the form of Motel / Backpacker style accommodation effectively closed down in the last decade by the QLD government and local authorities around Australia due to the CHILDERS Backpacker arson attack

    This type of accommodation is very management intensive being daily or weekly rental cycle and is unlikely to attract investors for a number of reasons mainly because such accommodation had established use and would otherwise require:-

    Material Change of Use or
    Gazetted Rezoning of Land
    Whilst the cost of upgrading for means of escape from fire or �fireproofing� of existing buildings was unfeasibly beyond the reach of landlords who would often opt for the sale of property for redeveloping into accommodation of 1/10th capacity certainly beyond the reach of the homeless or destitute

    I regret that myself and my colleagues were unable to assist you or progress the Expression of Interest in the Tender by the Department of Housing Partnership Capital Delivery and Procurement of Strategic Asset Management Renewal

    A. Because of lack of enthusiasm for the time consuming process of government tendering based on previous adverse experience by Certified Builders
    B. Lack of enthusiasm or motivation and capacity not least because I am a Boat Builder

    Even though installation of this type of modular housing could be installed by any one who can use a drill spanner pop riveter and or install a self tapping hexagonal roofing screw!? - under supervision of a Certified Builder

    As a passionate subject close to my own heart I persist nonetheless in a four pronged attack in order to provide this type of accommodation this time to actually build and manage such accommodation which is actually economically viable say building 150 units say let out at $28 per night

    Based on a block of land of 2.37 hectares or (23700/800)*5 people
    Which at 148.125sq metres per person is of normal housing density

    There are numerous blocks of land both Rural and Residential which before $3 million can be invested in their purchase a Commitment to material change of use before application to develop 150 room motel on 2.37 hectares is now sought which I now require your support for specifically in relation to an example of land ( no buildings) known as LANDSBOROUGH QLD 4550 Residential ( actually Rural) Land for Sale

    With less than 54 units to be provided to homeless people by the end of 2023 in response to the homelessness situation in Queensland this response is completely inadequate and so is that of the SUNSHINE COAST REGIONAL COUNCIL locally as well as Australia wide

    Most successful Entrepreneurs apply game theory such that I would not even consider building a boat without this kind of certainty or confidence - why not Housing

    And to do this Without having to purchase the land first in order to apply for Material Change of Use and or Have the provision of Low End Housing for the homeless prioritised as a matter of urgency

    Could we please devise a way whereby a developer may rely on your support and commitment in writing as a condition prior to purchase that the Material Change of Use and or Gazetted Rezoning of Land would be guaranteed for the purpose of housing as described

    Regards
    Mike Jessop
    Give me a call

  34. Hey Jason
    This is the plight of many hardworking law abiding tax payers we badly need 3 of these 30 room motel / backpackers in each division to solve this problem by the end of the year please

    Copy of email sent to Jason Hunt State MP for CALOUNDRA
    From: Mike Jessop
    Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2023, 8:21 am
    Subject: G'day Jason
    To: Caloundra Electorate Office

    G'day Jason

    You remember I knew of a homeless couple camping out and you asked me to put them in touch There is an employed single mother currently paying $550 / week on a 2 bed apartment whose lease is about to expire and who is about to be made homeless because of the increase in rent by her greedy little bxxxxxd landlord

    Her name is Sharon ( not her real name suppressed) please expect a call from her asking if it would be at all possible to find some affordable social housing for her and her two children

    Regards
    Mike Jessop
    Give me a call

    PS. Given the special relationship between landlord and tenant
    we really do need some protection for unwarranted rent increases to existing tenants

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